My Gripe with Grimace
8th June 2026
Back in 2024, McDonald’s released the Grimace Shake in New Zealand and used its mascot to advertise it. I thought Grimace would make a cute plushie, but I couldn’t find any cute ones online. Then I had an idea, “Why don’t I make one?” I had purple yarn and a crochet set from ages ago that I could use, so I looked up a pattern online. I found one by a creator called Fat Lady Crochet (link here). I intended to start the project in India, but I didn’t get around to it till April.
Making a Grimace is not my first crochet project; last year, I crocheted rakhis, but that was mostly to learn the skills so I could feel comfortable enough in my abilities to start my project.
Planning Stage
The pattern called for size 4 worsted-weight yarn, and you crochet with two strands held together. I only had 8-ply purple yarn, which is thinner than worsted weight, which is around 10-ply. ChatGPT recommended that using three strands together would yield a thickness similar to that called for in the original pattern. But I just used the two strands held together. I made the leg first as the pattern said, but the holes seemed too big, so I undid it, reduced the hook size, and used invisible decreases common in Amigurumi. I then remade the leg, and it looked better.

First Attempt
I then made the other leg, and that’s when I realised that the two legs not looking the same would annoy me. Which led me to redo each leg a couple of times. Eventually, I realised it would be a problem no matter how many times I crocheted the legs.
Second Attempt
Once the legs were completed, the challenging part was joining them together. I didn’t understand the instructions at the joining round. I asked my friend, who has a crochet Instagram page (link here to follow), but I didn’t get it. I then asked ChatGPT, but it needed more information, and I didn’t feel comfortable feeding the whole pattern in. It was also useless, so I deleted my ChatGPT account. Anyway, I then decided to email the pattern maker; she responded within two working days. She showed me a video on her YouTube channel, and it solved my problem!
However, based on the videos, I felt I was crocheting wrong as the legs curved in the opposite direction to how she crocheted in her videos. I watched a bunch of left-handed crochet videos and redid the legs. Based on her video, I then joined the legs and merrily crocheted the body according to the pattern. Stuffing as required.
Third Attempt
When I was nearly finished, I still had so much yarn left. I wanted to use up all the yarn, so I undid the whole thing, untangling it and everything.

I then redid the pattern with the original hook size and three strands of yarn held together. It felt firmer but wasn’t unworkable. This time, I only had a little bit of each yarn remaining when I completed the body and closed it off.

Making the arms and face
For the arms, I actually used the yarn I had used for the legs before because it wasn’t enough to redo the legs, but it was enough to make both arms, so I added a third strand and made the arms.
Based on the pattern, I then crocheted the eyes and the mouth. I had some white yarn of a miscellaneous type and brought some black yarn. They looked pretty good.
The eyes required black buttons that were ¼ inch (6.35mm) for the pupils, but I didn’t have small enough buttons at the house, and Spotlight only had 8mm as the smallest ones, and they were a 12-pack. Which begged the question, what would I do with the rest of the buttons? I then decided to make the pupils with black yarn.

The Face
Then the question was how to attach everything. I watched a couple of videos and attached the arms. I am a bit concerned about them coming out, but moving it a lot didn’t distort the stitches, so I am not as concerned.
To attach the face pieces to the body, I watched some videos related to sewing flat pieces onto a plushie. Based on the videos, I then sewed everything on. Then, with the remaining yarn and some embroidery string I had, I did the finishing, such as the tongue, eyelids, and eyebrows.
Final Thoughts
Well, there you have it, in about three months, I finally finished my crochet project, two years in the making. I have now completed a Grimace! He does have that homemade look and I think I added too much stuffing. The stitches were a bit loose, so in some places you can see the stuffing inside. Still, I think he is really cute. If only the Grimace Shake were still available for him to enjoy. Oh well, he will have to make do with this one.

Until next Time!